Chicago

Congrats, you’re in the nation’s most paternalistic city! Though it’s not online yet, for a Reason article Radley Balko took on the enviable research project of digging into America’s vice laws and see which city is the most restrictive of government freedom. Here’s his summary of why Chicago came out on bottom:

Chicago reigns supreme when it comes to treating its citizens like children (Las Vegas topped our rankings as America’s freest city). Chicagoans pay the second-highest cigarette tax in the country, and the sixth-highest tax on alcohol. Chicago has more traffic-light cameras than any city in America (despite studies questioning their effectiveness), restricts cell phone use while driving, and it’s quickly moving toward a creepy public surveillance system similar to London’s.

Chicago isn’t alone, of course. Many of America’s big cities are moving toward a suffocating sort of paternalism. Chicago’s just the worst…

In cities such as San Francisco, Seattle and Portland, Ore., this embrace of “for your own good” paternalism has at least been offset by a more tolerant attitude on issues such as gay rights, or taking an approach to drug use that’s more oriented toward treatment than punishment. In many cities, it may soon be easier to smoke a joint than a cigarette.

Chicagoans, however, get hit from both sides: A City Council oriented toward the blue state public health fanaticism of cities such as New York or San Francisco, and a more reddish state legislature still prone to occasional bouts of moral prudery.

Read the whole thing here, and a laughably terrible response here (already linked in the sidebar).