Jacob Grier: Coffee, Cocktails, Commentary & Conjuring

Jacob Grier

Coffee, Cocktails, Commentary, and Conjuring

June 10, 2008

OMG I knew it!

Jason Talley uncovers disturbing evidence that the Invasion has infiltrated the very highest levels of American government. Jim Inhofe, we need you!

Posted by Jacob Grier at 11:02 am in Amusing| Politics| The Invasion


September 9, 2007

Senator Jim Inhofe

He’s all that stands between you…

Inhofe says no to bear suits

…and them.

[Full story here, via Chris Mooney.]

Posted by Jacob Grier at 10:52 pm in The Invasion


August 20, 2007

Seriously, they’re everywhere

This has got to stop.

Posted by Jacob Grier at 9:44 pm in Amusing| On the Web| The Invasion


July 26, 2007

They’re everywhere!

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Posted by Jacob Grier at 9:40 am in Amusing| In the News| The Invasion


July 25, 2007

Furry fashion feature

The new hotness? Maybe not.

Posted by Jacob Grier at 9:12 pm in Amusing| Fashion| The Invasion


December 23, 2006

A very furry Christmas

Gifts for furries.

Posted by Jacob Grier at 9:45 pm in On the Web| The Invasion


October 3, 2006

Jacob sightings in Berlin

I claim to be in DC right now, but my friend David thinks he keeps spotting me in Berlin. He even has photographic evidence.

First, an espresso vending machine bearing my name…

Jacob\'s coffee machine

… that dispensed this stuff:

Sweet machine crema

There are a few clues that this machine isn’t really me:

1. I’m not electric.

2. Plastic cup!

3. Where’s the crema?

Perhaps it’s the picture of the guy using coffee to attract a beautiful woman that made David think this machine was me. That is a favorite ploy of mine. But in this case the guy appears to be succeeding, so it’s obviously some other Jacob.

Jacob Kaffe

Jacob’s Kaffee? Wrong Jacob again.

Jacob is not a furry

And what’s this? A man dressed in a bear suit? Damn it David, I’ve told you a million times that’s just a nasty rumor!

Posted by Jacob Grier at 11:07 am in Personal| The Invasion