Jacob Grier -- Liquidity Preference
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Today my parents drove a bit north of Dallas to pick up a new puppy. This scruffy little guy makes our third wire hair fox terrier.
They’ve chosen the name Pee-Kay, as in PK, or a penalty kick in soccer.
I won’t get to see him until I head home for Christmas. You know what that means — a mere four days of using him to meet women. I’d better ask Radley for some tips before I go.
Jacob Grier is a freelance writer, bartender, cocktail consultant, and magician in Portland, Oregon. He writes, eats, and drinks a lot. His articles have appeared in the print or online editions of The Washington Post, The Atlantic, The Los Angeles Times, Reason, The Oregonian, and other publications.
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oh he’s so cute! its sad to say, but that dog thing works- it worked for my boyfriend and even with only four days, it’ll probably work for you! i do, however, feel bad for any animal with the word “Pee” in his name.
Man + Cute Dog =
Interest & Conversation from nice women
Magic + Man =
A (non-sketchy) way to approach hot women
Magic Man + Cute Dog =
Hot, nice girls w/ dissapearing clothes
i shamelessly used my dog to pick a guy. just one though. it also helps if the dog can do tricks…like magic tricks.
Awww, he’s adorable!
Thanks for such and useful and important post about Chihuahua and there breed. i need this info for info my family. because my small baba love this Chihuahua dog. i am thinking to but one for my baba.
Please help me.