Republicans have the strangest definitions of “victory”

The Onion has a hilarious article on Republicans patting themselves on the back for a job well done. The part about Tom DeLay praising his party for keeping government spending in check is especially side-splitting. From “DeLay declares ‘victory’ in war on budget fat:”

House Majority Leader Tom DeLay said yesterday that Republicans have done so well in cutting spending that he declared an “ongoing victory,” and said there is simply no fat left to cut in the federal budget.

Mr. DeLay was defending Republicans’ choice to borrow money and add to this year’s expected $331 billion deficit to pay for Hurricane Katrina relief. Some Republicans have said Congress should make cuts in other areas, but Mr. DeLay said that doesn’t seem possible.

“My answer to those that want to offset the spending is sure, bring me the offsets, I’ll be glad to do it. But nobody has been able to come up with any yet,” the Texas Republican told reporters at his weekly briefing.

Asked if that meant the government was running at peak efficiency, Mr. DeLay said, “Yes, after 11 years of Republican majority we’ve pared it down pretty good.”

Wait, that’s not The Onion. It’s The Washington Times. He really said that. WTF Tom DeLay?

[Hat tip: Brad Ploeger.]

[Update: Brooke links to this op-ed pointing out a few spots Tom DeLay may have missed.]


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