Celebrate Capitalism (tm, of course) day is coming up on June 5th. Anti-capitalist protestors have a habit of breaking the windows of the nearest Starbucks. What’s a young free marketeer to do in response? Clean the windows? Objectivists of the world, grab your squeegies and demonstrate your love for corporations!
I’m only kidding. I’d never send you to a Starbucks.
Thanks to Nikki for the link.
Jacob Grier is a freelance writer, bartender, cocktail consultant, and magician in Portland, Oregon. He writes, eats, and drinks a lot. His articles have appeared in the print or online editions of The Washington Post, The Atlantic, The Los Angeles Times, Reason, The Oregonian, and other publications.
Easy solution to the rock throwers: Rubber windows.