Celebrate Capitalism (tm, of course) day is coming up on June 5th. Anti-capitalist protestors have a habit of breaking the windows of the nearest Starbucks. What’s a young free marketeer to do in response? Clean the windows? Objectivists of the world, grab your squeegies and demonstrate your love for corporations!
I’m only kidding. I’d never send you to a Starbucks.
Thanks to Nikki for the link.
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Easy solution to the rock throwers: Rubber windows.