I had Chinese take out tonight for dinner. The meal was good but the fortune cookie was rather alarming:
Yikes! I didn’t expect a fortune cookie to make such a negative prediction. And that “Enjoy!” bit shows a real lack of sympathy.
Thankfully, moving my thumb a bit to the left revealed that all will be well:
I guess drinks are on me.
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