… Vanessa, a.k.a. @themonkeysknow, who entered every way possible. Congratulations on winning a $50 Carlyle gift card. My prediction: She spends it all El Dudes.
We also have two runner up prizes from GoTime.com drawn randomly from this blog’s comments going to Mark from Cask Wine Brokers and Tony Thomas from Uniquely Portland.
Thanks to everyone who entered and to GoTime.com for putting on a fun contest. (Personally I was hoping this Mark would win at all. Now I’ll never get to see his patented crazy eyes.)
Jacob Grier is a freelance writer, bartender, cocktail consultant, and magician in Portland, Oregon. He writes, eats, and drinks a lot. His articles have appeared in the print or online editions of The Washington Post, The Atlantic, The Los Angeles Times, Reason, The Oregonian, and other publications.
Dude! You should have told me the contest was coming to such an abrupt end! I figured I had some time to get my sh*t together.
Btw, we may be renaming my drink the “Jerryd Bayless”…stay tuned…although perhaps he deserves his own, something with a little bite to it.
FUCK FUCK FUCK! How did I not win this? You discriminate against them you deranged, rastafarian-like, serpent toed necromancer!
Mwahahaha…you shall see me soon Mr. Grier!