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Jacob Grier

Coffee, Cocktails, Commentary, and Conjuring

October 20, 2004

Libertarianism and sexual frustration, case #3126

Actual dialogue between me and cute female Kerry supporter in Clarendon today:

Her: [Winks as I approach the corner.]

Me: [Smiles back.]

Her: [Now crossing street with me.] I don’t normally ask this to people crossing the street, but I could tell a mile away that you’d like to help defeat Bush.

Me: I would, actually, but not so much by voting for Kerry.

Her: Oh, you’re a Nader supporter.

Me: No, no, I’m a libertarian, but our guy’s a kook this year.

Her: You’re just like my dad.

Posted by Jacob at 9:20 pm in Great Moments in Heterosexuality| Politics
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  1. did you get her number?

    Comment by ks — October 20, 2004 @ 10:45 pm

  2. Nope, that was pretty much it.

    Comment by Jacob — October 21, 2004 @ 1:07 am

  3. C’mon man, you could have hooked up with her and been like, “Who’s your daddy?”

    Comment by Mike — October 21, 2004 @ 1:28 am

  4. More like: “Who’s your daddy, but ironically, simultaneously opposes the paternalism endemic to our two major parties?” Yeah. That would have been hot.

    Comment by Kevin B. O'Reilly — October 21, 2004 @ 4:03 am

  5. Jacob, I’m an evangelical Christian who never intends to have sex before marriage. But if you had said the statement Kevin proposes at the proper time, you would STILL be my hero.

    Comment by Ben Stark — October 21, 2004 @ 5:49 am

  6. Kevin, that would have left her speechless, I’m sure. Ben, if the Don Juans of Vanderbilt ever write Adventures in Nerdery II, that’s definitely going in.

    Comment by Jacob — October 21, 2004 @ 9:06 am

  7. Jacob -

    Nice blog.

    Badnarik’s got himself a sign war going with Peroutka out here in the suburbs. They’re doing battle on the center medians of Fairfax County Parkway

    Comment by Phil — October 24, 2004 @ 3:35 pm

  8. Ben, you should go down on Jesus or something — like Cartman did.

    Comment by Tim Swanson — October 25, 2004 @ 6:59 pm

  9. Totally uncalled for, man. No Tortilla of Valour for you!

    Comment by The Queso Crusader — October 25, 2004 @ 8:39 pm

  10. I hate it when girls tell me I remind them of their father.

    Comment by Meredith — October 29, 2004 @ 8:22 pm

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