Earlier this year, the great wizard Grandfather Twilight broke twenty years of silence to endorse presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich. That, of course, turned out to be a losing proposition. With the conventions over, the debates halfway through, and the election just weeks away, tonight I began to wonder what old man Twilight has been up to. What do you say we venture into the enchanted forest and find out?

Jacob Grier is a freelance writer, barista, mixologist, and magician in Portland, OR. He writes, eats, and drinks a lot. His articles have appeared in The Washington Post, Reason Online, The Oregonian, and other publications.
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