It appears as your attempts to find asylum in the deepest pits of hell have succeeded. Even I, the great Taco boy, dare not go to the place known to you as “Washington D.C.”. As a protege of mine once said, “you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.” I shall give you one last chance at redemption:

Embrace the Taco as your God. Or be destroyed. The choice is up to you, but i warn you not to underestimate the power of the Taco Bell Tacos!

As for your laughable “Ender’s Game” movie, I *gasp* have nothing to say.

First, as has become as custom for me, I shall post my strange link:
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