Smittens may be sickeningly cute, but they just don’t take account of today’s exciting range of alternative lifestyles. Somehow Court and I ended up talking about how these mittens for two leave out people who refuse to accept the traditional heterodoxy of couplehood. A problem like this called for drastic measures. Namely, PhotoShop.
Check out Court’s weblog for the invention that will make us millionaires, the Menage-a-MittenTM.