QC gives away more GMail accounts — this time it’s easy!

So I logged onto the master computer in my Cantina of Solitude today to find that Jacob had left a fresh steaming pile of six GMail invitations for me to give away. His dog also left me a fresh steaming pile, but I don’t think I’ll find any takers for that one.

The last time I had one of these invitations to hand out the response was overwhelming. David Barzelay came up with a series of ten movie titles for me! David, you’ll be glad to know that Queso Crusader: First Blood… And By Blood We Mean Cheese is now in production. I will be played by Ray Romano, Natalie Portman will be my romantic interest Feta Girl, Orlando Bloom will play Dr Pepper Man, and John Cusack will have the much sought after role of Taco Boy. It’s going to be one hell of a movie.

Anyway, these GMail invitations aren’t the hot commodity they used to be, so I’m not going to make you jump through hoops to get them this time. I gave one to Taco Boy and the remaining five go to the first five people to leave a comment here. The contest is open to everyone except Qin Lan Xiao, who got himself forever banned from GMail the last time around.

Comments

  1. brent says:

    fuck yeah…get me one of those…1GB of porn and warez, here i come!!!

  2. brad says:

    I’ll take one…I think if I collect enough gmail accounts, I will be able to summon Capt. Google.

  3. Jeff says:

    What the heck’s a G-mail account?

  4. Mike says:

    How the hell does one get banned from Gmail?

  5. Brent, your GMail account is on the way. Brad, let me know which email address you want me to send it to. I won’t even make you send a topless photo of Jennifer Tilly to get the invite.

    Jeff, GMail is Google’s webmail service. It has a lot of cool features and sends all of your email directly to John Ashcroft for use in future prosecutions. Plus, 1 gigabyte gets you a lot of porn and warez.

    Mike, one gets banned from GMail by insulting a certain cheesy superhero with one’s lack of creativity. See the original contest for how Qin Lan pulled it off.

  6. need another email account says:

    i need another email account. i’m not having enough trouble keeping passwords straight at this time. please add to the malaise.

  7. Will Wright says:

    Well, I was going to offer you my body, but if you’re giving them away for free…

  8. Circle gets the square! I mean, game over! That’s all the GMail I have for this week, but be sure to check in next time.

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