The latest on the Cambodia controversy

by Jacob on August 23, 2004

Santa Claus admits he did not really enter Cambodia on Christmas Eve, 1968 while the Swift Sleigh Elves for Truth accuse him of war crimes. A story this stupid can only be found in one place: The Hemingway Star!

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Peter 08.23.04 at 6:06 pm

To me this indicates that Mr. Claus is starting to get in over his head. There are many who believe it’s too big a sack for one man. Besides, let’s face it, he’s not getting any younger. And Mrs. Clause could certainly use more help around the house.

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