Santa Claus admits he did not really enter Cambodia on Christmas Eve, 1968 while the Swift Sleigh Elves for Truth accuse him of war crimes. A story this stupid can only be found in one place: The Hemingway Star!
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To me this indicates that Mr. Claus is starting to get in over his head. There are many who believe it’s too big a sack for one man. Besides, let’s face it, he’s not getting any younger. And Mrs. Clause could certainly use more help around the house.