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Jacob Grier

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August 18, 2004

In the True Spirit of the Games

Lots of bloggers are making fun of this: the 2004 Olympics’ ridiculous “Hyperlink Policy.” The Olympic Internet Department (I can’t type that without giggling) apparently thinks it can control precisely who links to their webpage and how exactly they do it. “For your protection and ours” they require potential linkers to follow three simple rules.

a) Use the term ATHENS 2004 only, and no other term as the text referent

So, for example, linking with the word “wombat” would be strictly off-limits.

b) Not associate the link with any image, esp. the ATHENS 2004 Emblem

This one’s a little trickier since they later on say that you can use the officially sanctioned banner images. Linking with a picture of George Wendt, on the other hand, would be very bad form.

Wendt.jpg


c) Send a request letter to the Internet Department stating:
Short description of site
Reason for linking
Unique URL containing the link (if no unique URL than just the main URL)
Publishing period
Contact point (e-mail address)

Once the request has been mailed, interested parties can proceed to include the link and will only receive a response if ATHENS 2004 does not accept the link.

This last rule is very important and absolutely must be followed. The Olympic Internet Department does not take kindly to excuses like, “My request to link with the word “wombat” and a picture of George Wendt must have gotten lost in the Greek mail system.” Nope, not kindly at all.

Please keep these simple rules in mind as you blog about this year’s exciting Olympic games.

Posted by Jacob at 2:30 pm in Best of the Blog| Humor| On the Web


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  1. I-Heart-Booze and Athens 2004

    Fellow Texan, Jacob Grier, pointed to the official linking policy of the 2004 Summer Olympics. When linking to the site, three rules apply. First:a) Use the term ATHENS 2004 only, and no other term as the text referentSo please refrain…

    Trackback by Doctor Recommended — August 18, 2004 @ 6:48 pm

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Comments

  1. Fan-fuckin-tastic!

    Comment by Tim Swanson — August 18, 2004 @ 4:59 pm

  2. :) That is a pretty rediculous policy they have.

    Comment by Steve — August 18, 2004 @ 10:15 pm

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