Jacob Grier -- Liquidity Preference
Coffee, Cocktails and Commentary
How many times must I tell you not to argue, Taco Boy? BuddyZoo is back online. Turns out it was only down due to hardware problems, not your silly school project theory.
Now anyone can sign up and see their AOL Instant Messenger network, and there’s nothing you or Dr Pepper Man can do to stop it!
Jacob Grier is a freelance writer, bartender, cocktail consultant, and magician in Portland, Oregon. He writes, eats, and drinks a lot. His articles have appeared in the print or online editions of The Washington Post, The Atlantic, The Los Angeles Times, Reason, The Oregonian, and other publications.
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Ho Ho! That’s what you think Queso Crusher!!!
I happen to have gotten a special shippment of my patented TACO BOMBS! I have hidden as semi packed full of this new age of explosives right near the warehouse where the BuddyZoo servers are held. Within minutes, they wuill be covered in moldy cheese and Grade F meat.
MUAHAHAHAAHA
TO THE TACO MOBILE
The Obligagtory Wierd Link, a Pirate’s Keyboard:
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