Oh no, my secrets!

I can’t believe I’d forgotten about this classic video. From Greg Rutter’s Definitive List of Things You Should Have Already Experienced on the Internet Unless You’re a Loser or Old or Something, here’s how you can become a master of seduction using cheesy magic tricks:

On the other hand, Us magazine (what else am I supposed to read between issues Imbibe and Reason?) reports that Holly Madison has left Criss Angel, so maybe this magic thing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Below the break, a look at some contemporary magicians who can perform a smooth pass and a rear palm faster than the eye can see…


  1. Doug Winship says:

    Clearly, I have to keep my women away from you Jacob…

    Now, what should I do about my aspiring-magician daughter? Will magical knowledge leave her with the power to resist these forces of nature?

  2. Jacob Grier says:

    It’s a start. At least she’ll know bad technique when she sees it.

  3. Mike says:

    I always knew magic could be used as a tool of seduction, but frankly, I didn’t realize that YOU knew it.

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