Literary lying

by Jacob Grier on December 15, 2008

The Telegraph reports that men are twice as likely as women to lie about what books they’ve read. But what about people lying about the books they haven’t read? Ayn Rand’s nonfiction? Every single one of Asimov’s Robot and Foundation novels? The novelization of the death of Superman? No, darling, of course I haven’t read those things. Those books on my shelf are just gifts from ill-informed friends.

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lsmsrbls 12.15.08 at 2:27 pm

There is a lot of interesting stuff in there, but the most shocking thing to me is that Nelson Mandela seems to be the number one way to get people to take off their clothes.

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RD 12.15.08 at 7:38 pm

I read this amazingly bad book, and I haven’t lied about it yet… but I might:

http://www.amazon.com/Planet-X-Star-Trek-Generation/dp/0671019163

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Jacob Grier 12.15.08 at 9:49 pm

I don’t follow the X-Men or Star Trek, but I still can’t deny the awesomeness of that crossover.

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Kat 12.15.08 at 10:39 pm

I <3 Asimov’s novels, and I will tell the truth to anyone who asks!

As for Rand’s nonfiction, I would lie, but my first job in DC was interning at Cato. Res ipsa loquitur :)

Sorry I missed you in town, bubba!

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Ben 12.16.08 at 10:31 am

Actually, I too have read the novelization of the death of Superman. Kinda liked it. It wrapped things up better than the comics, which I also read.

I have absolutely no shame about such things. I have learned to take great pride in my nerdiness.

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Jacob Grier 12.16.08 at 10:34 am

Oh, good. Next I have a woman over I’ll tell her you gave it to me :)

(But since she’s unlikely to read this comment thread, I’ll admit here that I liked it too.)

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