Hypothesis confirmed after driving 4,700 miles, visiting more than a dozen cities, and spending 71 days on the road.

I’ve finally arrived in Portland, having arrived last night after a brief stop for fantastic drinks from Jeff Morgenthaler in Eugene. This week I’ll be looking for apartments and jobs while getting back to regular, hopefully more substantive updates.
Jacob Grier is a freelance writer, bartender, cocktail consultant, and magician in Portland, Oregon. He writes, eats, and drinks a lot. His articles have appeared in the print or online editions of The Washington Post, The Atlantic, The Los Angeles Times, Reason, The Oregonian, and other publications.
I drove cross country in a week a few months ago. It was far, far too fast. Your route looks like more fun.
And you didn’t go to Salt Lake City!? I’ve always wanted to go there, I bet it’s really weird.
Here’s the route I took:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&saddr=524+13th+St+NE,+Washington,+DC+20002&daddr=I-295+S+%4037.612370,+-77.363830+to:I-75+S%2FI-85+S+%4033.751110,+-84.380960+to:Pontchartrain+Expy+E+to:I-10+W+%4030.427240,+-91.168860+to:I-37+S+%4027.824700,+-97.529070+to:32.731841,-103.161621+to:W+2nd+St%2FUS-380%2FUS-70+to:I-10+W+to:S+4th+Ave%2F8+to:Los+Angeles,+CA&hl=en&geocode=%3BFVLrPQIdioVj-w%3BFUYAAwId4HL4-g%3BFbbyyAEdeHih-g%3BFWhI0AEdpN-Q-g%3BFTySqAEdEtMv-g%3B%3BFUqO_QEdAHnE-Q%3BFXZL7AEdBN9z-Q%3BFVjb8gEdYvcq-Q%3B&mra=dme&mrcr=0&mrsp=6&sz=7&via=1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9&sll=33.358062,-105.183105&sspn=5.908076,11.645508&ie=UTF8&ll=35.101934,-97.250977&spn=23.072879,46.582031&z=5
That link’s not working for me. I would like to go to Salt Lake sometime; the drive through the Utah desert was stunning.
What, too good for Texas now? I knew it all along, vole!!
DWW