How do you make football more interesting?

You make it more like soccer. I knew it all along, and now I’ve got science on my side.

[Via TMN.]


  1. Matt says:

    Just because they said the word “soccer” in the article doesn’t mean it’s really more like soccer. The way that it’s more like soccer is that “everyone is active and nimble”. The way that this is more like soccer is the same way that it is more like ballet or kindergartners taking recess.

    In conclusion, boooo soccer.

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