Enamour myself of my little motor car

Oh, the indignity! I’ve taken my share of knocks for driving a Pontiac Aztek, but today is a new low. Readers of the Daily Telegraph have voted the Aztek the ugliest car of all time out of 300 nominees. The kicker? The Aztek was never even sold in Europe. As Edmunds puts it, “Even from well across the pond, Britons can see that the Pontiac Aztek is hideous.”

The car ranked well in consumer satisfaction values and has the highest humor value in its class. It’s moved me from Houston to DC to Nashville and back to DC, and soon from DC to Portland. It may look like a rhinoceros, but it’s a heck of a good car on the inside.

Previously:
A car that’ll make children cry

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