Traveling to the Michigan Upper Peninsula is a vacation I look forward to every summer. But given that I’d just quit all three of my jobs this year, I wasn’t really taking a vacation from anything. Maybe from over-priced beers at endless summer libertarian happy hours, but that doesn’t really count.
So what to take a break from? How about shaving? Surrounded by water, woods, and retirees, it was as good a time as any to go without. Master beard blogger Jon Dyers, founder of Macho Beard Growing Month (MaBeGroMo) and documented achiever of 25 different facial hair styles, makes the case. As Jon says, “A beard is one thing, that even though it might look crappy, is appreciably manly. It’s inexplicable, and may be macho bullshit, but growing a beard makes you want to hammer things and wear flannel. You may not have any more reason than that beard to feel like a man, but it will make you feel like a man. And you deserve that for 30 days, Nancy.”
Every man ought to grow out his beard once in his life. And some men ought to do it only once.

And because Dan R. asked for it:

Fear not, it’s all gone now. But what am I going to do with all this flannel?
Jacob Grier is a freelance writer, bartender, cocktail consultant, and magician in Portland, Oregon. He writes, eats, and drinks a lot. His articles have appeared in the print or online editions of The Washington Post, The Atlantic, The Los Angeles Times, Reason, The Oregonian, and other publications.
Hey, nice job! For some reason you can never grow just one though. If you let that thing go for 2 months, it would be kick ass. Next time…
You keeping the ‘stache? That would allow you to keep the flannel, as well as travel back in time to the 70s and become a porn star.
Do the Stossel!
The beard looks pretty good! The mustache, on the other hand, is a graet tribute to Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite…
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My first reaction upon seeing the mustache pic: “GAH!”
I think you’d look great with just a goatee.