I have a much sought after GMail invitation to hand out. That’s one gigabyte of webmail, yo. I could just give it to the first person who asks for it, but that’s no fun at all. So instead it will be awarded to whoever comes up with the best answer to this question:
If Hollywood ever makes a blockbuster movie about the Queso Crusader and his arch nemesis Taco Boy, what should it be called?
Leave your entries by hitting the comment button below. I’ll forward them to the Cantina of Solitude, where the Queso Crusader himself will review them and announce a winner. I’ll give you till noon (Eastern) on Thursday. And since this is a fairly low traffic weblog, you have a good shot at winning even if you come up with something lame like Queso Crusader: The Movie.
[7/8/04: Contest closed! Winner announced!]
Queso Crusader: The Movie
Comment by Nick — July 6, 2004 @ 2:50 am
Queso Crusader: The Fellowship of the Taco
Comment by Nick Pt. II — July 6, 2004 @ 2:58 am
Queso Crusader: Fahreinheit 7-11
Comment by Nick Pt. III — July 6, 2004 @ 3:06 am
Queso Crusader: Say Cheese!
Comment by Mike — July 6, 2004 @ 11:20 am
Queso Crusader: First Blood… And By Blood We Mean Cheese
Queso Crusader 2: This Time It’s Not Just About The Nachos
Queso Crusader Cubed: Chile Con Muerte
Queso Crusader 4: Taco Boy and The Time Machine That Only Transports Mexican Food
Queso Crusader Part 5: With Great Salsa Comes Great Responsibility
Queso Crusader 6: You’re Gonna Have Gas Tomorrow
Queso Crusader 7: Queso Crusader Has An Identity Crisis But Resumes His Role As Vigilante Just In Time To Defeat Yet Another Incarnation Of Taco Boy
Queso Crusader, The Ocho: Taco Boy Goes To Hell
Queso Crusader 9: The Golden Tortilla Of Chichen Itza
Queso Crusader X: Queso Crusader Versus the US Border Patrol
Comment by David Barzelay — July 6, 2004 @ 11:26 am
Queso Crusader: Quest for the Porcelain God
Comment by Michael — July 6, 2004 @ 2:06 pm
Ho HO! You dare to make a movie about our never ending on/off alliance and dare not let me in on the movie rights? YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS ONE QUESO CRUSADER!!!!
Queso Crusader: Questionable Alliance
Queso Crusader: One Last Bite
Death by Taco
Queso Crusader Meet His Match
The Death of the Queso Crusader
Taco Boy and the Fire Sauce of Doom
or the superflous super title:
THE QUESO CRUSADER AND TACO BOY IN THEIR BEST FILM YET: DARK ALLIANCE (cameo by Dr. Pepper Man)
Comment by Taco Boy — July 6, 2004 @ 3:11 pm
Queso Crusader : I need a god damn Gmail account!
Comment by Pavel — July 6, 2004 @ 3:47 pm
Taco Boy’s Red Hot Lead Peppers
Comment by JJ — July 6, 2004 @ 5:48 pm
Queso Crusader: Queso Eats Taco
Comment by Chris Duben — July 6, 2004 @ 5:53 pm
Queso Crusader: A Man And His Taco
Comment by Chris Duben — July 6, 2004 @ 6:36 pm
Hi, I want a gmail account
Please send me one
Comment by qin lan xiao — July 6, 2004 @ 7:25 pm
Here's one more for you:
TACO'S BANE: The Story of Queso
Sorry about the multiple posts - I've just been posting a name idea whenever I get one.
Comment by Chris Duben — July 6, 2004 @ 8:42 pm
Queso Crusader: The Adventure of Taco’s GMAIL
Please send me one
Comment by YP — July 7, 2004 @ 4:59 am
Queso Crusader: finding my G-mail (or was that my G-spot?!)
Comment by wrath — July 7, 2004 @ 5:26 pm
Yo Quiero El Queso Crusader!
Comment by Larry — July 7, 2004 @ 8:25 pm
Yo Quiero El Queso Crusader! (I forgot to leave me email address - thelarster@yahoo.com)
Comment by Larster — July 7, 2004 @ 8:26 pm
Wow, how sad that this is garnering more comments than anything else before on your blog!
OK, nevermind, I’d be doing it too if I didn’t have Gmail already!
Comment by Adam Gintis — July 7, 2004 @ 9:59 pm
Not quite the most — the AIM virus post is up to 189 comments!
Comment by Jacob Grier — July 7, 2004 @ 10:09 pm
odaley chucho!
Comment by paul — July 7, 2004 @ 10:24 pm
queso crusader: is that a chalupa in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Comment by Brent — July 8, 2004 @ 12:36 am
Actually, that is a chalupa in my pants. Keeps it warm, you know?
And by “it” I do mean the chalupa.
Comment by The Queso Crusader — July 8, 2004 @ 12:45 am
The Queso Crusader and the Taco of Doom
Comment by Taco Boy — July 8, 2004 @ 11:29 am
Contest closed!
Comment by Jacob Grier — July 8, 2004 @ 12:02 pm
HI! I really need a gmail account.. ive been searching for it 1 month ago.. and still nothing.. may you PLEAAAASE send me one?
Thanks
Comment by Adolfo — July 12, 2004 @ 9:01 pm
i want a gmail please
kiero un g mail por favor.
Comment by isaac — October 7, 2004 @ 12:07 pm
Comment by Anonymous — May 26, 2005 @ 9:55 am
pleaseeeeee someone send me an invitation for gmail, i’d love you forev3r
Comment by essie — June 3, 2005 @ 11:48 am
Pls send me invitation.
I like to make gmail account.
Thank you,
Periysamy.K
Comment by Periyasamy.K — July 10, 2005 @ 9:54 am